When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway.

Why did the scarecrow wear a mask? He heard the crows were spreading rumors.

Why was the grape so happy? It's in a ferment of joy.

Why was the math book tired? It had too many problems to solve.

What kind of flower grows on your face? Tulips.

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many second thoughts.

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of criminals.

Why did the bicycle go to the gym? It wanted to stay in shape.

Why did the math book go to the library? It wanted to be checked out.

Why did the broccoli go to the party alone? It was a real stalker.

Why did the apple turn red? It saw the forbidden fruitcake.

Why did the scarecrow go to school? It wanted to be outstanding in its field.

Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many issues with division.

Why did the clock go to see the psychologist? It had too many ticks.

Why did the bicycle go to the party? It heard it was a wheel-y good time.

Why did the pencil go to school? It needed to be sharp.

Why did the math book look blue? It couldn't solve its own problems.

Why did the ghost go to therapy? It needed to exorcise its demons.

Why did the computer go to art school? It had a lot of graphic content.

Why did the sea monster eat 5 ships carrying potatoes and 3 ships carrying onions? It was a rue sea monster.

Why did the scarecrow win an award for best actor? He was outstanding in his field.