Why was the music teacher good at baseball? He had perfect pitch.

Why did the ghost go to the party? He heard it was a grave affair.

What has keys but can't drive? A piano.

Why did the tomato break up with the cucumber? It couldn't handle the pickle.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his patch.

What has many keys but can't unlock a lock? A piano.

Why was the ocean embarrassed? It saw the shore's bottom.

What asks no questions but requires many answers? A phone.

What has a heart but no other body parts? A deck of cards.

Why was the ocean embarrassed? It saw the beach's bottom.

What asks but never answers back? A doorbell.

What can you hear but never see? An echo.

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It had root canal issues.

What has keys but can't unlock doors? A typewriter.

Why did the tomato go out with a fig? It couldn't find a date.

Why did the stormtrooper buy an iPhone? He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

What belongs to you but is used more by others? Your home address.

What has keys but doesn't open locks? A musical keyboard.

Why did the paper go to the doctor? It was feeling sheet-ish.

Why did the math student break up with their calculator? It just couldn't count on them.

Why did the robot go on a diet? To lose some weight in megabytes.