Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why did the computer freeze? It left its Windows open.
Why was the math book upset when it went to the beach? Too many unrelated tangents.
What has leaves but no branches? A book.
Why was the math book sad when it went to the beach? Too many unrelated tangents.
What has a heart that can't break? A ghost.
Why was the poor math book unhappy? It always had too many problems.
What did the salad say to the fridge? Close the door, I'm dressing!
Why couldn't the math book put itself down? It couldn't find a proper place value.
What do you throw out when you need it but take in when you don't? An anchor.
Why did the belt get locked up? It held up a pair of jeans.
Why was the police officer so good at math? Because he could count on it.
Why did the butterfly stay home? It felt too cocoonfined.
What has keys but can't open any locks? A typewriter.
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? A squirrel.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He always had a lot on his mind.
Why did the math book go to the beach? To get a tan.
What has cities, towns, and rivers but no people? A map.
Why did the scarecrow go to school? To get some 'straw'ducation.
Why was the math book never hungry? It always had too many pi.
What English word has three consecutive double letters? Bookkeeper.
What animal has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? A penny.