What has a heart that doesn't beat, and can be found at art galleries? A painting.

What has keys but can't open locks, and makes music? A guitar.

What has a heart that doesn't beat, and can be found at the movies? Popcorn.

What has keys but can't open locks, and is played in a concert? A saxophone.

I start with an 'e', end with an 'e', but usually only contain one letter. What am I? An envelope.

What has a heart that doesn't beat, but can be found in the sea? An oyster.

What has keys but can't open locks, and is played in an orchestra? A violin.

What has a head and a tail but no body, and can be found in a fountain? A coin.

What has a neck but no head, and can be found in a drawer? A sock.

What has a heart that doesn't beat, and can be found in a deck of cards? The king of hearts.

What kind of garden has the most math? A garden with square roots.

I'm not alive, but I can grow. I don't have lungs, but I need air. What am I? Fire.

What has a heart that doesn't beat, a chest but no rib cage? A deck of cards.

Why was the math book in a wheelbarrow? It had too many problems to carry alone.

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? A ponytail.

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a bed but never sleeps? A river.

Why was the math book happy? It had plenty of solutions.

Why did the pencil go to the dance? It wanted to draw attention.

Why did the glove go to the party? It wanted to be hand in hand with someone.

Why was the music teacher always calm? He had good pitch control.

What has a tail but no body? A comet.