What is full of holes but holds water? A sponge.

What has many stories but can't talk? A book.

What has keys but can't unlock anything? A music keyboard.

Why was the ocean embarrassed? It saw the bottom of a ship.

I'm not a bird, but I can fly through the sky. What am I? A cloud.

Why did the math book do so poorly in school? It had too many problems.

Why didn't the leopard play hide and seek? He was always spotted.

Why couldn't the tomato find its way home? It lost its ketchup.

Why did the mug file a police report? It got mugged.

Why did the broom go to school? It wanted to sweep through the curriculum.

Why did the clock always get in trouble? It couldn't keep its hands to itself.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears.

What did the pencil say to the paper? You're really tear-able.

Why did the airplane break up with the runway? It just wasn't going anywhere.

How many seconds are there in a year? Twelve. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.

What has legs, but doesn't walk? A table.

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants during a robbery.

Why did the pencil go to the doctor? It had too many 'lead' poisoning.

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away? Charcoal.

Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin? They both depend on the batter.

I start with 'T', end with 'T', and have 'T' in me. What am I? A teapot.