Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because it was outstanding in its field.
What has keys that can open your mind? Books.
What has keys but can't unlock doors? A computer keyboard.
What has feet and legs but can't walk? A ruler.
Why did the clock in the cafeteria fail the test? It had too many ticks.
What can you keep but not share, and once you share it, you can't keep it anymore? A secret.
What building has the most rooms? The mushroom.
Why is it a bad idea to play hide and seek with mountains? They always peak.
What has many keys but can't open a lock? A computer keyboard.
Why was the belt happy? It held up someone's pants.
Where do cows go on dates? To the moo-vies.
What four-letter word ends in âkâ and means the same as intercourse? Talk.
When things go wrong, what can you always count on? Your fingers.
What gets larger the more you take away from it? A hole.
What has many stories but never speaks? A book.
Why did the pencil go to the doctor? It had broken lead.
Why was the bee confetti? Because it was in a swarm.
What unfolds as it is folded? A napkin.
What is too much for one, just right for two, but not enough for three? A secret.
What can be seen once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not at all in a thousand years? The letter M.
What breaks but never falls, and what falls but never breaks? Day and night.