Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What belongs to you but is mostly used by others? Your name.
What has a head and a tail but no body, and rings but is not alive? A telephone.
What has a spine but no bones, and rings but can't be worn? A book.
Why did the math book look worried? Because its problems just kept multiplying!
What has a heart but no brain, and a ring but no finger? A bell.
What has keys but can't unlock doors, and trees but no leaves? A computer keyboard.
What has a bed but never sleeps, and waves but isn't the ocean? A field.
Why did the comedian go to jail? Because his jokes were criminal.
What has a neck but no head, and a body but no legs? A bottle.
What runs around a yard but never moves? A fence.
What has springs but doesn't bounce, and words but can't speak? A book.
Why was the geometry book always frustrated? Because it could never find a solution.
What has keys but can't open locks, and a lid but can't close it? A piano.
What has branches, but no leaves, and a bank but no money? A tree.
What has a bed but never sleeps and a mouth but never talks? A river.
Why did the music teacher go to jail? For fingering A-minor.
What has a face but can't speak, and hands but can't hold anything? A clock.
What has a head but never weeps and a bed but never sleeps? A river.
What has a tongue but cannot talk? Shoe.
What has a golden head but no body? A coin.
What can be caught but never thrown? A cold.