What can be cracked, made, told, but never eaten? A joke.

I have keys but can't open locks. What am I? A piano.

I have cities but no people. What am I? A map.

I am round with a tail and a head, but I am not a coin. What am I? A balloon.

What has 88 keys but can't open doors? A piano.

What has arms but can't hug? A chair.

What has buttons but can't be pressed? A remote.

What is always in hot water but never gets burned? A tea bag.

I have a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs. What am I? A penny.

Why did the math book go to school early? It wanted extra credit.

What has a heart but no body? A love letter.

What has a head but never weeps? A bed.

Why did the calendar go broke? It had too many dates.

What question can you answer yes to every time? Are you hungry?

What has a neck but no head? A shirt collar.

What has a heart but no body? A valentine.

What has keys but can't unlock anything? A typewriter.

What has many teeth but can't bite? A saw.

Why did the math book go broke? It had too many problems.

Why didn't the calendar ever get invited anywhere? It was always booked.

Why did the math book look worried? Because it heard too many problems.