Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What invention allows you to see through walls? A window.
What is as light as a feather, yet the strongest man couldn't hold it for more than a few minutes? His breath.
Why did the police officer arrest the calendar? Because it had too many dates.
I'm not alive, but I can grow. No sunlight needed, no soil to sow. What am I? A mushroom.
I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a man's house and build another's, And I love to play games with my many brothers. What am I? A deck of cards.
Why couldn't the pirate get his spy movie to play? It was rated arrr!
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? It thought it was too shallow.
Why couldn't the horse sing? It was a little hoarse.
Why did the computer file for divorce? It had too many attachments.
Why did the ghost go to the party? To have a boo-tiful time.
Why did the music teacher go to the beach? To catch some waves.
Why was the math book sad when it went to the party? It knew it wouldn't get picked.
Why was the nose always in trouble? It kept sticking its business in other people's affairs.
The person who built it sold it. The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never knew it. What is it? A coffin.
What has wings but can't fly? A chair.
What is as light as a feather, yet even the strongest man cannot hold it for much longer than a minute? Your breath.
Why did the geometry teacher break up with the algebra teacher? They had way too many problems.
What has a head, a tail, is blue, and has no legs? A quarter.
What has strings but can't be played? A spiderweb.
What room can you not enter? A mushroom.
Why was the math book happy on the weekend? It had too many problems during the week!