Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What do you call an angle that is adorable? Acute angle.
Why did the parallelogram break up with the rectangle? It wasn't feeling right.
What do you call friends who love geometry? Solid shapes.
Why was the circle the most popular shape at school? It had too many friends.
Why did the obtuse angle go to counseling? It needed help to be more acute.
Why was the obtuse triangle so upset? It was always at a bad angle.
What has eyes but cannot see? A potato.
Why did the scarecrow's job get outsourced? It wasn't making enough straw man arguments.
Why did the shoe go to the podiatrist? It had sole searching issues.
What has a golden head, a golden tail, but no body? A coin.
Why did the mathematician break up with his calculator? They couldn't count on each other.
Why did the mirror go to school? To learn to reflect on itself.
Why did the rock sit in the corner? It wanted to be a little boulder.
What has a bark but no dog? A tree.
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because her coach was a pumpkin.
Why did the toaster win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field.
What has four wheels and flies but is not an airplane? A garbage truck.
Why did the bee sit on the wall? Because it was waiting for the school bus.
Why did the lemon lose the race? It ran out of juice.
Why did the duck sit on the marshmallow? To keep its bottom from getting soggy.
Why was the math book feeling so amusing? It finally solved its issues.