Why did the parallelogram turn to a hexagon for advice? It wanted a six-sided perspective.

What do you call friends who love geometry? Grade-Angles.

Why was the circle always so calm? It knew how to stay centered.

Why did the triangle never pick a side in an argument? It couldn't decide on the right angle.

What did the math teacher say to the student who couldn't solve the problem? You need to find the right angle.

Why did the geometry book go on a diet? It wanted to cut down on its angles.

What do you call friends who love mathematics? Multiples.

What do you call friends who love calculus? Derivativeives.

Why was the math teacher always yawning? The class had too many boring equations.

Why did the obtuse angle struggle with directions? It always took the wrong way.

What do you call a math teacher who loves baking? Pi-masters.

Why was the geometry book always looking at maps? It was trying to find its place.

Why did the math teacher break up with the chemistry teacher? They couldn't find the right bond.

What did one angle say to the other? Can we be parallel without any issues?

Why did the circle go to therapy? It needed help finding its center.

Why did the math teacher use duct tape during the geometry lesson? To show the students the importance of sticking to the subject.

Why did the circle break up with the triangle? It was tired of going around in circles.

What do you call two math teachers who love each other? Parallel lines.

Why was the obtuse angle never invited to parties? It couldn't find the right corner to fit in.

Why did the triangle go to the doctor? It needed to get its acute angle checked.

What did the obtuse angle say to the right angle? You're so square, you make me feel obtuse.