I'm so unathletic, my Fitbit sends me sympathy messages.

I'm so bad at singing, I can make a deaf person cringe.

I'm so unathletic, I run slower than a snail in molasses.

I'm so uncool, I make nerds look like trendsetters.

I'm so bad with money, I could bankrupt a lemonade stand.

I'm so uncoordinated, I trip over imaginary obstacles.

I'm so forgetful, I once lost my keys in my hand.

I'm so bad at parking, I could probably win an award for the worst park job ever.

I'm so bad at keeping plants alive, I consider myself a serial plant killer.

I'm so bad at math, I use a calculator to add single-digit numbers.

I'm so bad at singing, I sound like a dying cat trying to hit a high note.

I'm so bad at DIY beauty hacks, I once tried to cut my own bangs and ended up looking like a scarecrow.

I'm so bad at taking compliments, I always end up deflecting them with self-deprecating remarks.

I'm so bad at remembering names, I've resorted to calling everyone 'buddy' or 'dude'.

I keep telling myself I'll start exercising tomorrow. But tomorrow never seems to come.

I tried to impress my crush with a magic trick. Let's just say she wasn't impressed when I made my dignity disappear.

I'm so bad at dating, when someone swipes right on me, I assume it was an accident.

I used to play hide and seek as a kid. They said we should hide where no one can find us, so I hid in my room for an hour.

I'm the only person who gets excited about losing weight because it means I can buy more clothes.

I tried to organize my life but I got distracted by a funny cat video.

I told someone I was good at multitasking as I tripped over my own feet.