I'm the kind of person who can't even catch a cold properly.

I'm the type of person who accidentally hits 'reply all' on embarrassing emails.

I'm the kind of person who falls up the stairs and down the stairs in the same day.

I'm so accident-prone, I've been known to injure myself while sitting completely still.

I'm the type of person who can never remember where I parked my own car.

I'm so unathletic, I once got winded while playing Wii Fit.

I'm the human embodiment of a '404 Error: Page Not Found'.

I'm the kind of person who can't even keep a cactus alive.

I'm the type of person who always gets hit in the face with doors that I'm trying to open.

I'm the kind of person who trips over their own shoelaces... Velcro shoelaces.

I'm the type of person who accidentally sends awkward texts to the wrong person on a regular basis.

I'm so out of shape, I break a sweat just thinking about going to the gym.

I'm not the most fashionable; my wardrobe consists of mainly mismatched socks and outdated t-shirts.

I'm not the best at adulting; I still haven't figured out how to fold a fitted sheet.

I'm the type of person who would lose a game of hide and seek in an empty room.

I'm not the best at telling jokes; just ask my friends who never laugh at my punchlines.

I'm the kind of person who tries to walk and drink water at the same time, only to end up choking on water.

I'm so uncoordinated, I once accidentally elbowed myself in the face while trying to put on a jacket.

I'm like a magnet for embarrassing moments - I once waved back at someone who was actually waving to the person behind me.

I'm the person who always manages to trip over absolutely nothing and then quickly looks around to see if anyone saw.

I'm the type of person who goes to a dog park and still manages to get ignored by all the dogs.