I'm so bad at DIY projects, I once assembled a shelf upside down and didn't notice for a month.

I'm so bad at adulting, I still ask for a kids' menu at restaurants.

I'm so bad at cracking jokes, even dad jokes cringe at me.

I'm so bad at dancing, I once got mistaken for a malfunctioning robot on the dance floor.

I'm so clumsy, I once got a standing ovation for picking up a dropped pen.

I'm so awkward, my shadow crosses the street to avoid me.

I'm so forgetful, I once put the milk in the pantry and the cereal in the fridge.

I'm so bad at technology, I still use Internet Explorer.

I'm so clumsy, I once got stuck in a revolving door.

I'm so uncoordinated, I once tripped over a thought.

I'm so bad at budgeting, I once used a calculator to split a dinner bill between two people.

I'm so bad at dancing, my moves are considered a hazard on the dance floor.

I'm so bad at multitasking, I can barely focus on one thing at a time.

I'm so bad at sports, I once got injured playing Wii Fit.

I'm so bad at remembering names, I once forgot my own name at a job interview.

I'm so unathletic, I once got out of breath playing a video game.

I'm so bad at karaoke, I once made a cat leave the room with my singing.

I'm so clumsy, I once tripped over a virtual reality headset.

I'm so forgetful, I once locked myself out of my house with the keys still in the door.

I'm so bad at math, I once tried to pay for groceries with Monopoly money.

I'm so bad at planning, I once bought a plane ticket for the wrong month.