I once tried to organize my life, but then I remembered I'm not good at puzzles.

I'm not a picky eater, I just have a refined palate for pizza and ice cream.

I'm so bad at geography, I once tried to Google directions to my own house.

I'm so clumsy, I once spilled a drink on myself while using a sippy cup.

I'm so bad at texting, I once sent an emoji to my grandma thinking it was a text message.

I'm so bad at karaoke, I could make a tone-deaf person cringe.

I'm the type of person who can burn toast by accident.

I'm so bad at DIY projects, I once hammered my own thumb.

I'm so bad at photography, I could make a professional photographer cry.

I'm so bad at small talk, I once accidentally insulted someone's haircut.

I'm the kind of person who can get lost in a one-way maze.

I'm so forgetful, I once wore mismatched socks to a job interview.

I'm so bad at dancing, I once accidentally kicked someone on the dance floor.

I'm so uncoordinated, I once fell off a stationary bike.

I'm so indecisive, I once spent 20 minutes choosing a flavor of gum.

I'm so bad at baking, I once set off the smoke alarm making cookies.

I'm the type of person who can trip over flat ground with no obstacles.

I'm so unathletic, I once got injured playing Wii Sports.

I'm so bad at social media, I once accidentally sent a private message to my boss.

I'm the kind of person who can get lost in a revolving door.

I'm so bad at singing, I once got booed by my own shower head.