I'm so bad at fishing, the only thing I catch is a cold.

I'm so bad at relationships, even my mirror gives me the silent treatment.

I'm so bad at playing instruments, my guitar weeps in despair.

I'm so bad at telling jokes, I could make a statue cringe.

I'm so awkward, I've been friend-zoned by my own reflection.

I'm so bad at DIY, I once accidentally built a birdhouse upside down.

I'm so bad at baking, I once burnt a salad.

I thought I was a good listener until I zoned out in the middle of a conversation.

I'm so uncoordinated, I once got a concussion trying to do a cartwheel.

I thought I was a good driver until I got lost in a parking lot.

I thought I was a great chef until I burnt instant noodles.

I'm so bad at directions, even Google Maps gave up on me.

I'm such a bad driver, I use my side mirrors to apply makeup.

I'm so unathletic, my Fitbit sends me daily reminders to move more.

I'm such a bad chef, I set off the smoke alarm making cereal.

I thought I had a great fashion sense until a teenager asked me which decade I was stuck in.

I tried to fix something with duct tape, and now I have a new decoration piece in my living room.

I thought I was being healthy by ordering a salad, but then I covered it in bacon and cheese.

I thought I was a great driver until my GPS said 'rerouting' for the tenth time in a row.

I thought I was good at DIY projects until I tried to put together a simple bookshelf and ended up with extra screws.

I decided to go on a diet, but then I ate a whole cake as a 'cheat day' treat.