Why did the tomato lose the race? It couldn't ketchup!

How does a snowman keep its pants up? With an ice belt!

Why did the singer go to jail? He got caught breaking the high notes!

What do you call a bear with no teeth and a sore paw? A gummy, grizzly bear!

How does a barber make onions cry? By telling them how much they're going to get chopped!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite and a lot of cold nose boops!

Why did the traffic light turn red? It was blushing because a car passed by too fast!

What did the pencil say to the paper? You go first, I'll follow your lead!

Why did the clock go to the principal's office? It was ticking off!

How do you know if a ghost is cold? You can see right through it!

Why did the baseball team go to the bank? To get their pitcher changed!

What did one window say to the other window? I'm feeling a little pane!

What did the pencil say to the paper? It's your move!

How do you make a milkshake laugh? Tell it a cheesy joke!

How do you catch a runaway dog? Use a leash-it!

What did the banana say to the dog? You are really a-peeling!

Why did the scarecrow become a successful artist? He had straw-dropping talent!

What do you call a belt that's angry? A waist of time!

Why did the skeleton break up with the ghost? They had no body language!

How do you fix a broken surfboard? With a wave crest!

What do you call a talking dinosaur? A thesaurus!