Why did the couch go to therapy? It had too many spring breakups!

Why did the astronaut break up with his space girlfriend? He needed space!

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it was not peeling well!

Why did the runner stop listening to music? He broke too many records!

Why did the pitcher go to the water fountain? It wanted to get filled!

Why did the singer climb a ladder during a performance? To reach the high notes!

Why did the thief take a shower before stealing? He wanted to make a clean getaway!

What do you call a bear playing the trumpet? A grizzly musician!

Why did the scarecrow go into computing? He wanted to be outstanding in his field!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field...and also because he tripped over a rake!

What do you call a cat that can't stop running into walls? A crash tabby!

Why did the chicken break up with the duck? It couldn't handle the quacks!

How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten tickles!

What did the banana say to the ice cream? Stop topping me!

Why did the magician become a firefighter? His tricks were too hot to handle!

Why did the toaster join a band? It wanted to make some toast-tunes!

Why did the tomato turn red? It slipped on a banana peel and got embarrassed!

How do you impress a baker? Bring them flours!

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of standing up straight!

What do you call a boxer who keeps falling down? A knock-out!

Why did the basketball go to therapy? It had too many emotional rebounds!