Why did the scarecrow win at paintball? It was outstanding at staying still!

Why did the tomato cross the road? To ketchup with the other vegetables!

Why did the potato go to the doctor? Because it was a bit mashed up!

What do you call a hill of cats? A meowtain!

Why did the bike go to bed early? It was two-tired!

What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh!

Why was the king of the jungle so poor? He lost his pride!

Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he's a fun-gi!

Why was the belt locked up? It held up a pair of pants!

Why did the clown break up with his girlfriend? She just wasn't his type!

What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots!

Why did the clown take up gardening? He heard it had great comedy roots!

Why did the man lay down in front of the speeding train? He wanted to end it all with a good laugh!

Why did the baseball player go to the bank? To get his pitcher changed!

Why did the candle go to school? It wanted to become brighter!

Why did the kid bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!

Why did the chicken bring a ladder to the bar? To get to the other side!

Why did the scarecrow keep winning awards? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the pencil go to the gym? It wanted to draw some muscles!

How does a penguin make pancakes? With its flipper!