What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I'm happy to give you a lift!

What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a good point!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a wolf? Frostbite!

Why did the scarecrow win an Olympic gold medal? It was outstanding in its field!

Why did the scarecrow get promoted again? It was excellent at straw management!

Why did the scarecrow excel in archery? It was outstanding in its field!

Why did the tomato file a police report? It was assaulted!

Why did the scarecrow take up acting? It wanted to be outstanding on stage too!

Why did the musician get arrested? For fingering A minor!

Why did the chicken join a comedy show? It heard the yolk was on them!

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? It was outstanding in its field!

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Anemone Queen!

Why did the snowman go to the beach? He wanted to see some snow-cones!

Why did the traffic light break up with the speed bump? It just couldn't slow down!

Why did the belt go to the gym? It wanted to work on its waist!

Why did the skeleton go to the haunted house? It already felt at home!

Why did the tomato bring paper to the salad? It wanted to wrap things up!

Why did the clock run out of time in the race? It had too many hands on deck!

Why did the scarecrow call the police? It was corn-ered by the crows!

Why did the snowman take a vacation? To chill out!

Why did the traffic light wear a cape? It wanted to be a superhero!