Why did the toilet seat break up with the toilet? Because it felt constantly flushed!

What did the nose say to the toilet paper? You sure know how to pick your battles!

Why did the soap get in trouble? It always found itself in a lather!

What did one bathroom say to the other bathroom? I'll see you latrine!

Why did the broom go to the bathroom? To clean up!

Why did the toilet paper bring a change of clothes? In case things got messy!

What did the comb say to the brush? Stop brushing me off!

Why did the hand towel break up with the bath towel? It felt too smothered!

What did the toothbrush say to the mirror? Reflect on this: we make a great pair!

What did the soap say to the loofah? Let's lather up!

What did the toilet paper say to the tissue? Stop being so clingy!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? It wanted a change of scenery!

What did the nosy toilet say to the shower? I've been hearing a lot of dirty talk!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to share a cup? It didn't want to bristle in someone else's business!

What did the toilet bowl say to the toilet seat? You're such a pain in the butt!

What did the towel say to the robe? You're really plush!

What did the toilet paper say to the wet wipe? You're so moist!

Why did the shower curtain break up with the shower rod? It couldn't handle the pressure anymore!

What did the toilet say to the sink? You're such a drip!

Why did the soap call the sponge? It needed a good scrubbing!

What did the toilet say to the spider? Stop spinning your webs around me!