Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why did the soap opera go to the bathroom? To clean up the drama!
Why did the soap run away from home? It couldn't handle the pressure!
Why did the plunger get promoted? It really knew how to handle the situation!
Why did the soap go to the party by itself? It wanted to lather up the dance floor!
What do you call a bathroom that sings? A lavatory!
What did the plunger say to the drain? You really suck at this!
Why did the toothpaste go to the party alone? It couldn't find a cavity-mate!
What did the toilet lid say to the seat? You're always up in my business!
Why did the sponge get a job at the bakery? To soak up the dough!
What do you call a bathroom instrument band? The Flush Tones!
What did the toothbrush say to the mouthwash? Don't swish me away!
Why did the toilet paper go to the theme park? To ride the rollercoaster!
What did the plunger say to the clogged toilet? It's time to take the plunge!
Why did the soap bar get a job as a comedian? It had natural lather-tude!
What do you call a bathroom with a good sense of humor? Potty-licious!
Why did the toilet seat get jealous of the toilet lid? It always got the cover story!
Why did the sponge sit in the corner? It was feeling squeezed out!
What do you call a bathroom spy? John Flush!
What do you call a bathroom that tells jokes? A comode-ian!
Why did the toilet paper go to the bank? To make a deposit!
Why did the toilet bowl blush? Because it saw the plumber crack!