Why did the toilet paper roll twist to a party? It wanted to get unrolled!

What do you call a bathroom with no toilet? A void of relief!

Why did the germ go to school? To become a smarty-potty!

What's a bathroom's favorite band? The Backstreet Boys!

Why did the soap go to the casino? It wanted to get cleaned out!

How does a bathroom clock tell time? By flushing every hour!

Why did the plunger bring a broom to the party? To sweep up after itself!

What did the toilet paper say to the pencil? You're making a good point!

Why did the soap go to the party alone? It didn't want anyone to rub it the wrong way!

Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the slide!

Why did the fruit punch go to the party? Because it was peeling crazy!

Why did the computer go to the bathroom? To download some cookies!

Why did the germ feel lonely? Because he was a bit bacteria!

What do you call a dino that poops quickly? A Turd-O-Saurus!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Are you sitting comfortably?

Why did the toilet brush get all the attention? It had a knack for cleaning up!

What do you call it when a toilet clogs itself? A self-flushing problem!

Why did the soap get in trouble at school? It kept slipping up in class!

What did the toilet say to the shower? Keep it clean in there!

Why did the toothbrush go camping? It wanted to brush up on its nature skills!

What do you call it when you accidentally drop your toothbrush in the toilet? A brush with fate!