Why did the germ go to school? To become an antibiotic!

What's green and sings in the bathroom? Elvis Parsley!

Why don't toilets ever get cold? Because they have a warm seat!

Why did the bathroom stall go to the party? Because it was feeling a little flushed!

Why did the bacteria join the football team? Because they heard the quarterback sank!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill with the banana? They both wanted to get to the bottom!

What do you call a dinosaur that goes to the bathroom? A bathroomosaurus!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill singing the ABCs? It wanted to wipe out the competition!

Why did the sponge break up with the soap? It couldn't handle the suds!

What did the hairdryer say to the curling iron? You're looking hot today!

Why was the toothbrush arrested? It had a bad brush with the law!

How did the toilet paper celebrate its birthday? It unrolled the fun!

Why did the mirror break up with the toothpaste? They couldn't see eye to eye!

Why was the microscope sad? It couldn't stop focusing on the negatives!

Why did the washing machine break up with the dryer? It needed some space to air things out!

Why did the soap opera go to therapy? It had too much drama to handle!

Why did the soap have trust issues? It kept getting used and thrown away!

What do you call a bathroom that's been forgotten? A loo-se end!

Why did the plumber wear a belt? To hold his pants up!

How can you tell if a bathroom is self-conscious? It's always flushing with embarrassment!

What do you get when you cross a cat and a bathroom? A litter box!