Why did the rubber ducky go to school? It wanted to get a squeaky clean education!

What do you call a plumbing snake that tells jokes? A drain comedian!

Why did the bathtub have such a big ego? It was always full of itself!

Why did the toilet paper refuse to jump? It was afraid of getting flushed!

Why did the gum stay in the bathroom all night? It was stuck to the sink!

What did the hairbrush say to the mirror? You reflect who I am!

Why did the shampoo go to the doctor? It had split ends!

What do you call a toilet that loves to dance? A bowl-room blitz!

What did the nail polish say to the nail? Let's stick together!

Why did the soap try out for the play? It wanted to clean up its act!

Why did the towel get thrown out of the bathroom? It couldn't dry off!

What did the shower say to the bathtub? You're looking squeaky clean!

What's a skeleton's favorite bathroom tool? The skull-et brush!

Why did the shampoo break up with the conditioner? It couldn't handle the clingy relationship!

What do you call a bathroom that sings? A tub-a-cappella!

Why did the gum refuse to go in the toilet? It was stuck up!

What's a vampire's least favorite bathroom task? Counting the veins!

Why did the toilet break up with the shower? It kept draining its emotions!

What do you call a bathroom for cows? A moo-let!

What do you call a bathroom filled with puppies? A paw-der room!

Why was the toilet paper jealous of the paper towel? It was on a roll!