What did the nose say to the toilet? Stop sniffing around!

What's a bathroom's favorite dance move? The toilet bowl shuffle!

What do you call a bathroom selfie? A potty pic!

Why did the soap opera win an award? It had the best suds!

What did the toilet say to the shower? You're all washed up!

Why did the toilet paper roll get in trouble? It couldn't control its unravelling!

What do you call a bathroom full of comedians? A Loo-dicrous!

Why did the gum refuse to go down the drain? It was stuck-up!

Why did the germ cross the road? To get to the sneeze!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You clean up nicely!

Why did the toilet paper roll get emotional? It was on a tear!

What do you call a bathroom that's always out of order? A consti-pation!

Why did the toilet paper refuse to dance? It had no groove!

Why did the toilet break up with the bidet? It just couldn't handle the pressure!

What do you call a fish in the bathroom? A lone sturgeon!

Why did the snot go to school? To get better grades in tissueology!

Why did the poop sit on the toilet? It needed to take a load off!

Why did the bacteria take the elevator? To avoid the stairs!

Why did the germ cross the toilet? To get to the stool!

What did the toilet say to the other toilet during a race? I'll wipe the floor with you!

Why was the toilet paper cold? It left too long in the fridge!