Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why did the toothbrush break up with the floss? It needed some space!
Why did the hand sanitizer go to the spa? It needed to relax!
What did the soap say to the sponge? You scrub me the right way!
Why did the bathmat go to therapy? It needed support!
What do you call a nervous bathroom fixture? An edgy sink!
Why did the toilet paper go to the bar? To unwind!
What did the soap dish say to the soap? You clean up nicely!
Why did the toilet paper bring a flashlight to the party? To look for the bathroom!
Why did the soap go to school? To improve its lather-cy skills!
What did the sink say to the faucet? Stop running!
Why did the germ skip school? It felt sick!
Why did the toilet paper go to the game? To cheer on the underdogs!
Why did the bathtub go to therapy? It had too many issues to deal with!
Why did the toilet seat file a lawsuit? It was tired of being taken for granted!
What do you call a bathroom with only one sink? A washroom!
Why did the soap cry at the party? It got emotional lathering up!
Why did the toothbrush go to the bar? It wanted to brush up on its social skills!
What did the tissue say to the bathroom door? Let me in, I'm on a roll!
What do you call a bathroom full of cats? A litterbox!
Why did the soap refuse to talk to the washcloth? It thought it was too abrasive!
Why did the germ friend request the bacteria? It wanted to spread the love!