What did the pimple say to the teenager? Don't squeeze me, I'm pustulently yours!

What's the best way to end an awkward conversation in the bathroom? Just flush and walk away!

Why did the toilet paper bring a tablet to the bathroom? To wipe up any viruses!

What did the urine say to the toilet? I'm in a hurry, I'm number one!

Why did the toilet paper roll never make it in Hollywood? It couldn't handle the rolls!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? We're in this crap together!

Why don't ghosts use the bathroom? Because they don't need to go boo-boo!

Why don't seagulls use the bathroom at home? Because they prefer the poop deck!

Why did the toilet have such a great sense of humor? It was always ready to crack a joke!

Why did the germ wait outside the bathroom? It was a little too shy to go in!

Why did the toilet paper get a ticket? It was caught rolling through a stop sign!

Why couldn't the soap find true love? It was always too slippery in relationships!

Why did the plunger go to the party alone? It didn't want any attachments!

What did the hand towel say to the face towel? You really know how to clean up nicely!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? A grizzly toilet!

What did the toilet say to the bath tub? You clean up nicely!

Why was the faucet crying in the bathroom? It had too many leaks!

Why did the toilet brush refuse to dance? It had two left feet!

What did one bathtub say to the other? ‘You can drain my trouble!’

Why did the antelope go to the bathroom at the zoo? It heard it was a ‘rest room’!

What did one soap say to the other? Stop lathering me with attention!