What did one shower say to the other shower? We need to wash away our problems!

Why did the toilet paper jump off the roll? It wanted to make a clean getaway!

What did the toilet say to the tissue? You always have me covered!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? You always have a lot of water weight!

Why was the mirror always in a bad mood? It couldn't handle its own reflection!

What did the toilet brush say to the toilet cleaner? You're just scrubbing the surface!

Why did the towel file a complaint? It felt like it was getting hung out to dry!

What did the plunger say to the toilet? You push my buttons in all the wrong ways!

Why did the toilet paper roll run out of the bathroom? It saw a butt crack!

What did one sink say to the other sink? Are you draining me of all my patience?

What did one bathtub say to the other? You always drain my energy!

Why did the toilet break up with the plunger? It said they were too much of a pain in the drain!

What did the toilet bowl say to the toilet seat? You make my day complete!

Why did the toothbrush go to school? It wanted to be a brush expert!

Why did the soap go to school? For extra lather-cular activities!

How does a duck clean its bathroom? With a quack cleaner!

What did the toilet say during the race? I'm gonna take the plunge!

Why was the toilet paper lonely? Because it got dumped!

What did one bathtub say to the other? You can't run, you're full of it!

Why did the toilet paper roll go to the dance? It heard they were going to have a ball!

Why was the sink embarrassed? It saw the toilet flush.