Why did the hand towel get in trouble at school? It was always hanging out!

Why did the sponge break up with the soap? It couldn't handle the bubble bath drama!

Why was the toilet always winning at hide and seek? It was good at covering its tracks!

Why did the toilet paper make a great comedian? It always had a good roll!

What did the toothpaste say to the toothbrush on their first date? You make my heart throb!

Why did the tissue paper go to a comedy show? It heard it was a real tear-jerker!

Why did the germ sit by the toilet? It wanted to be in the splash zone!

What's a pirate's favorite letter? P (pee)!

Why did the toilet paper roll struggle to find love? It was always getting dumped!

What did one toilet brush say to the other? Are you bristly this morning?

How does a snowman keep his pants up? With an ice belt!

What's big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table!

Why did the antelope get bad grades in school? He was always skipping!

Why did the toilet paper go to school? To get all of its sheets together!

What did the number two say to the number one? You're odd!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom with no toilet paper? A really bad situation!

What did the bathroom sink say to the faucet? Stop running water on me!

Why did the germ feel lonely in the bathroom? Because all its friends were flushed away!

How do you get a tissue to dance? You put a little snot in it!

What did the toilet say to the tree? You're number one in my book!

Why was the toilet paper so excited? It saw the roll of a lifetime!