What did the toilet say to the other toilet after a breakup? You're not my type.

Why was the bathroom so nervous? It had a lot of crap to deal with.

Why did the toilet go to the party? It heard they had a bowl-ing alley.

What did one toilet say to the other? We make a good flush.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? It wanted to be on a roll.

Why was the toilet so grumpy? It had a lot of crap to deal with.

What's a toilet's favorite music? Hip hop.

What did one mirror say to the framed picture on the wall? You really know how to frame yourself nicely!

Why did the drain plug decide to keep things open? It wanted to go with the flow!

What did one mirror say to the other mirror on the opposite wall? I really reflect on your beauty!

What did one sponge say to the other sponge during dish duty? Let's scrub away the stains together!

Why did the hair dryer refuse to blow any longer? It was exhausted from all the hot air!

Why did the soap bar need a vacation from the shower? It was overworked and underappreciated!

What did one towel say to the other towel in the linen closet? Let's fold up and relax together!

Why did the bathroom scale feel so heavy-hearted? It had seen too many ups and downs!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet in the public restroom? Let's keep things clean and tidy!

Why did the toothbrush decide to retire early? It was fed up with all the brushing off!

Why did the soap dish want to start a cleaning revolution? It was done with being empty!

What did one towel say to the other towel on the rack? Hang in there, we'll be dry soon!

Why did the hairbrush refuse to style hair anymore? It was done with all the tangles!

What did one sponge say to the other sponge in the cleaning bucket? Let's soak up the good vibes!