Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What did the poop emoji order at the restaurant? Number two, please!
Why did the soap get embarrassed? It slipped up in front of a bar of chocolate.
What did the toilet say to the bathtub? Let's soak up the good times!
What did the poop emoji say to the toilet? Let's stick together.
What did the poop say to the toilet bowl? Time to take the plunge!
Why did the tissue go to the bathroom? It wanted to cry alone.
What did the butt cheeks say to each other after a long day? We need to crack down on this workload.
Why did the towel get angry? It was feeling washed up.
What did the bar of soap say to the washcloth? Let's lather up the fun!
What did the fart say to the bathroom? Sorry, didn't mean to gas you out!
Why did the toilet brush take a vacation? It needed some time to decompress.
What did the toilet seat say to the toilet paper? We're a perfect pair.
What did the butt say to the fart? You crack me up!
Why did the toilet paper visit the doctor? It had a bad case of tear-itis.
What did one booger say to the other? You're just a snot-face!
Why did the toilet brush get a promotion? It was on a roll.
Why did the toilet act arrogant? It was the throne in the room.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill backwards? To get to the crack.
Why did the toilet paper roll across the bathroom? To clean up the mess.
Why did the nose go to the bathroom? It needed to powder its face.
Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the bottom of the shoe.