What did one toilet say to the other? Looks like you've hit rock bottom.

Why did the toilet paper keep rolling? It couldn't stop unrolling its thoughts.

What did one toilet say to the other? It's time to flush out the competition.

What did the soap say to the water? Stop rubbing me the wrong way.

Why was the toothbrush arrested? It was caught using bad language.

Why did the toilet paper feel exasperated? Because it was on a roll.

Why do toilets always seem to be afraid? Because they're constantly under pressure.

Why was the soap opera cancelled? It couldn't clean up its act.

Why do skeletons make bad comedians? Their jokes are always too rib-tickling.

What did the bathroom say to the toilet brush? You're the one I've been searching for my whole life.

Why did the chewing gum go to the bathroom? It wanted to stick around.

Why did the toilet paper bring a flashlight to the bathroom? It saw some crack of dawn.

Why did the soap take a vacation? It needed to wash away its stress!

What do you get when you cross a toilet with a bird? A loo-flap!

Why did the toothpaste go to the party? Because it's always fresh and minty!

What did the toilet say to the plunger during a race? I've got a head start, suck it up!

Why did the toilet paper roll across the room? It wanted to unwind!

What did the toilet yell at the plumber? Don't just stand there, give me a hand!

What did the soap say to the washcloth in the bath tub? Scrub-a-dub-dub!

Why did the sink break up with the faucet? It was tired of the drip!

Why did the toilet seat go to the doctor? It had a bad case of the sits!