Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why did the toilet paper go to school? It wanted to be sheet-smart!
What did the finger say to the toilet paper? I'm your poop finger!
Why do skunks always use the restroom before crossing the road? They don't want to get caught with their pants down!
What did the toilet say to the other toilet during a race? I'm wiped out!
What did the shower head say to the soap? You make my day wash-some!
Why did the germ cross the toilet? To get to the other thigh!
Why did the toothbrush break up with the toothpaste? They had too many differences.
What did the bathtub say to the sink? Let's keep things clean.
What did the shampoo say to the conditioner? Let's lather up together.
Why was the soap opera actor always cold? He was always getting showered with praise.
What did one towel say to the other? You're a real softy.
What did the shower head say to the bathtub? You're looking refreshing.
What did the tissue say to the runny nose? Let's stick together.
Why was the soap always tired? It had been through too much drama.
Why did the bathtub feel left out? It couldn't take a shower.
What did the toilet seat say to the toilet? You're a real stand-up guy.
Why did the soap feel slippery? It was in a lather.
What did the toilet plunger say to the clogged toilet? Let's get to the bottom of this.
Why was the toilet embarrassed? It had a lot of crap to deal with.
What did the bar of soap say to the loofah? Scrub-a-dub-dub!
Why did the toilet flush multiple times? It didn't want to clog up.