Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why was the broom running late to the bathroom? It overswept.
Why did the mold take up yoga? To find its zen.
Why did the toilet paper roll get a medal? It was on a roll.
What did the tissue say to the runny nose? You can't sneak past me!
Why did the sink feel self-conscious? Because it couldn't handle the pressure.
Why did the toilet paper roll turn red? It saw the bloodthirsty toilet bowl.
What do you call a fake pizza? An impizzta.
Why did the bacteria go to the party? Because they heard it was a real gas.
What did one sink say to the other sink? Are you basin this off facts or just making it up?
Why do toilets make great detectives? They always have a hunch.
Why did the stomach get into a fight with the pancreas? It couldn't handle the secretion anymore.
Why did the hairbrush go to therapy? It had too many issues.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats with its mouth open? A burpo-saurus.
What did the sink say to the toilet? You're a real basin of strength.
Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy.
Why did the toilet break up with the tissue? It couldn't handle its tearful stories!
Why did the toilet paper roll leave the party early? It had too many sheets to do!
Why was the mouthwash always so happy? It had a clean bill of health!
What did the bathroom mirror say to the toliet paper? You look like you've been through a lot!
How do you fix a cracked bathroom mirror? With toothpaste!
How did the plumber become famous? For his pipe dreams!