Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why did the toilet paper go to the bathroom? It wanted to unwind!
What did the tissue say to the sneeze? Let it flow!
Why did the hairdryer break up with the hairbrush? It couldn't handle all the static!
Why did the urine join a band? It wanted to try its hand at streaming!
Why did the poop sit on the toilet for hours? It was waiting to make a royal flush!
What do you call a vampire who loves the bathroom? Dracool-a!
What do you call a magician who's good at using the bathroom? A potty-trickster!
Why did the math book visit the bathroom? It needed to solve its own problems!
Why did the shampoo break up with the conditioner? It couldn't deal with its co-dependent behavior!
Why was the sink jealous of the shower? It wanted to be taken for a whirl!
What do you call a toilet that plays music? A tuba-toilet!
What's a bathroom's favorite type of music? Hip-hop!
Why doesn't toilet paper ever win a game when playing hide and seek? It always gets wiped out.
Why did the soap opera get cancelled? It ran out of bars.
What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up with his bladder control? He went with the flow.
Why did the plumber break up with the toilet? It was a draining relationship.
What's the laziest vegetable in the garden? The pea-nut.
Why was the mirror upset? It couldn't see itself going anywhere.
Why did the toilet paper roll slow? It's always getting stuck up.
What did the duck say when it sat on the toilet? Quack!
Why couldn't the bicycle find the bathroom? It was two-tired.