Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why did the soap feel emotional? It was easily moved.
What did the shower curtain tell the shower rod? Let's hang in there.
Why was the toilet paper feeling nostalgic? It was on a roll.
Why did the soap have a bubble bath? It needed to relax.
What did the hand towel say to the face towel? You're looking be-towel-ful.
Why did the toilet paper bring a flashlight to the bathroom? It was in a dark place.
What did the shampoo say to the conditioner? You're so smooth!
Why did the toilet paper feel sad? It was feeling flushed.
What did the toilet say to the bath tub? Water you up to?
Why was the toilet paper blushing? It saw the plumber's crack.
What did one shower say to the other shower? You mist me?
Why was the soap opera cancelled? It had a messy plot.
What did the bar of soap say to the washcloth? You make me feel bubbly.
Why did the towel feel bad? It always gets thrown in the dirt.
Why did the toilet paper feel lonely? It was feeling detached.
Why did the math book visit the bathroom? It needed to work out its number 2 problem.
What did the toilet do when it was sad? It flushed out its feelings.
Why was the bathroom so crowded? Because it had a lot of visitors.
How do you know when you've walked into a men's bathroom? It smells like bad decisions.
Why did the bath towel sue the hand towel? For soaking up all the attention.
How does a penguin make pancakes? With flippers and syrup-slurping.