What do you call a bear in the bathroom stall next to you? A pooper bear!

What do you call it when a bathroom has bad lighting? A shady situation!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet about the shower? Water you waiting for?

Why did the toilet bowl refuse to flush? It was feeling clogged emotionally!

What do you call a bathroom pendant? A restroom ring!

Why did the bathtub feel unappreciated? It never got filled with compliments!

How does a tissue pay for its purchases? With booger bills!

Why was the toilet paper always in a hurry? It had a lot of crap to deal with!

How does a mushroom clean the bathroom? With spore-y detergent!

Why was the toilet paper embarrassed? It saw the toilet seat up!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill with the poop? They wanted to get wiped out together!

What did the urine say to the toilet? You're my number one!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet that was being too loud? Pipe down, I'm trying to concentrate!

How does a tissue dance? You put a little boogey in it!

Why did the bathroom call the plumber? Because it was feeling flushed!

What did the sink say to the faucet? You're a real drip!

What do you call a dinosaur in the bathroom? A poodocus!

What do you call a bathroom prankster? A loo-dicrous!

Why did the banana go to the bathroom? It had to peel itself!

What did one bathroom stall say to the other bathroom stall? Is it okay if I peeked a potty?

Why do witches always use the restroom before casting spells? So they can take a witch's pee!