Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What did one soap bar say to the other? Stop lathering me up with your problems.
Why did the salad go to the bathroom? To get dressed.
Why do elephants never use the bathroom? Because they're scared of the potty trunk.
What did the toilet say to the plumber? You're a lifesaver, thanks for dealing with all my crap.
Why did the toilet paper bring a party hat? It heard it was on a roll.
Why did the bacteria get invited to the party? Because it was a fungi.
How does a barber cut the moon's hair? E-clips it.
What do you call a bathroom magician? A John-dini.
What did the bath towel say to the beach towel? Hang in there.
Why did the sink blush? Because it saw the toothbrush naked.
How does a rabbit keep the bathroom clean? With hare spray.
What do you call a lazy bathroom? The loo of least resistance.
Why did the chewing gum go to the bathroom? It needed a mint.
What's a pirate's favorite bathroom activity? Arrrr pee.
What do you call a bathroom that sings? A commodeian.
Why was the germ ecstatic in the bathroom? It finally found its soapmate.
How does a skeleton call for help in the bathroom? Shout for a bone-bulance.
What do you call a bathroom with good manners? Polite-let trained.
What do you call an alligator in a bathroom? An investigator.
Why was the smartphone embarrassed in the bathroom? Because it couldn't find the flash.
Why did the math book go to the beach? It heard numbers are refreshing.