What did one sink say to the other sink? Stop going down the drain!

Why was the shower scared? It heard there were cold and hot killers in the tub.

Why did the toilet paper roll up the hill? To get to the other side!

Why did the toilet paper roll into the bathroom? It wanted to get some tail!

What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste? Let's team up for a clean mouth!

Why did the toilet paper attend acting school? It wanted to be in the spotlight!

Why did the soap bar go to a party? It wanted to be the life of the suds!

What did one toilet say to the plumber? This is a crappy situation!

Why did the bathroom sink tell jokes? It had plumbing humor!

What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste? Let's make our smiles sparkle!

Why did the soap bar refuse to clean up? It wanted to be a rebel without a cleanse!

Why did the toilet paper go to the art exhibit? It heard they had abstract rolls!

What did the toothbrush say to the mouthwash? Let's swish things up!

Why did the bathroom mirror break up with the toothpaste? It couldn't handle the cavity!

Why did the soap bar go on a vacation? It needed to relax and unwind!

What did the toothbrush say to the floss? Let's clean up this mess together!

Why did the sink get in trouble? It couldn't stay out of hot water!

What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste? Let's keep smiling together!

Why did the soap bar enlist in the army? It wanted to clean up the barracks!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Let's take care of business!

Why did the bathroom towel cry? It had a rough day!