What did the bath mat say to the shower curtain? Let's rug up for a good time!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Let's tank up on jokes!

Why was the soap afraid of the drain? It was going down the wrong tube!

What did the toilet seat say to the lid? Let's cover everything up!

Why did the sink get a promotion? It rose to the occasion!

Why did the bathroom break up with the living room? It couldn't handle the odor!

What did the toilet say to the sink? You're a good basin!

What do you get when you cross a bathroom and an octopus? A splashing good time!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Do you want to bowl together?

What did the soap say to the washcloth? You're a good scrub!

Why did the sink blush? It saw the toilet overflow with compliments!

What did the toilet say to the plumber? I'm in deep trouble!

Why was the bathroom mirror always late? It couldn't reflect in time!

What did the toothpaste say to the toothbrush? Let's make our smiles sparkle!

Why did the chewing gum go to the bathroom? It wanted to get stuck in hair!

What did the banana say to the toilet? I'm peeling a bit flushed!

What did one sink say to the other sink? Are you basin this on anything?

Why did the bathroom burp? It had soap bubbles!

Why did the bathroom door go to school? To become a little bolder!

What did the clogged drain say to the plumber? You unclog my mind!

What do you call a bathroom on Mars? A space washroom!