Why did the belt get a good grade? Because it held up its pants!

What do clouds wear under their clothes? Thunderwear!

Why did the bacteria take a bath? Because it wanted to wash its hands!

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

Why was the ocean embarrassed? It saw the shore naked!

Why did the toilet paper bring a calculator to school? To do its business!

What do you call fish poop? Reel waste!

Why is the math book always in the bathroom? Because it has a lot of problems!

Why did the bubblegum go to school? It wanted to become a smartie!

How do you organize a potato party? You chip in!

Why did the smartphone go to therapy? It couldn't find a charger!

Why do golfers always carry an extra pair of pants? In case they get a hole in one!

Why don't you ever hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent!

What do you call a bee that needs a bath? A stinker!

Why did the dirty man get kicked out of the bathroom? Because he was being foul!

Why did the pig go into the bathroom? To take a mudder!

Why did the golfer bring three pairs of pants to the bathroom? In case he got a hole in one!

Why did the toilet paper bring a parachute? In case it fell off the roll!

How does a barber make time fly? He cuts the hair on the clock!

Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!

Why was the soap scared in the bathroom? It saw the drain's dark side!