What do you call a bear that uses the bathroom a lot? An ursine-cologist!

Why was the math book sweating in the bathroom? It had too many decimals!

Did you hear about the talking toilet? It's always making bathroom humor!

What do you call a llama in the bathroom? A llamapotty!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be extra clean!

Did you hear about the toilet that became a singer? It had perfect pitch!

Why did the watermelon go to the bathroom? It needed to relieve some pressure!

Why couldn't the nose be 12 inches long in the bathroom? Because then it would be a foot!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet before a race? I'll wipe the floor with you!

Why did the bacteria break up with the virus? It couldn't handle the germs of the relationship!

Why did the booger go to school? Because it wanted to pick up some knowledge!

Why was the belt arrested in the bathroom? For holding up a pair of pants!

Why did the germ skip school? Because it felt sick!

What do you call a bee that lives in the bathroom? A pee!

What did the big flower say to the little flower in the bathroom? Hi, bud!

Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in the bathroom? It left everyone in a lather!

What does a bee use in the bathroom? A honeycomb!

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the bathroom? Because it was stuck in a bun!

Why did the scarecrow win an award in the bathroom? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the computer go to the bathroom? To read its USB port!

Why did the smartphone go to the bathroom? It needed to take a screenshot!