What do you call an alligator in a vest in the bathroom? An investigator!

Why did the toilet bowl date the bathtub? It was love at first flush!

What did the plunger say to the drain? I'm really stuck on you!

Why was the plunger always so upset? It couldn't handle the pressure!

What did one antiperspirant say to the other? Let's stick together and stay dry!

Why did the soap get sent to detention? It kept making dirty jokes!

What did the soap say to the sponge? Let's scrub the bad memories away!

Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It wanted to wipe away the other side!

What song do toilets sing together? Poo-tiful harmony!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? It's time to take the plunge!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? Stop hogging all the water!

What did the toilet paper say to the tissue? Are you feeling a little runny?

Why couldn't the tissue paper finish the race? It got stuck in a sneeze!

Why did the toilet paper get a ticket? It was caught unrolling!

Why did the toilet brush go to the dance? It heard they were playing dirty dancing tunes!

Why did the bath towel break up with the hand towel? It felt too small to handle!

What did the soap say to the shampoo? We make a great clean team!

What did one sink say to the other sink? Let's get basin!

Why was the toilet embarrassed? It saw the plumber crack!

What do you call a toilet that sings? Elvis Plesley!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get a little roll going!