Why was the math book so scared of the bathroom? It heard it had too many problems.

Why did the toilet paper bring a suitcase to the bathroom? It was preparing for a long journey.

What do you call an electrician in the bathroom? A light loo-perator.

Why did the hand soap get in trouble? It got caught in a slippery situation.

Why did the toothbrush go on vacation? It needed to brush up on its relaxation skills.

What did the toilet say to the sink? You wash, I'll dry.

Why did the toilet paper get promoted? It had a lot of 'roll' models to look up to.

Why did the cell phone go to the bathroom? It heard it needed some relief.

What do you call a dinosaur that cleans the bathroom? A ptera-potty.

What did the piece of floss say to the tooth? Let's get closer.

Why did the soap go to the party? It heard it was going to be a foamy one.

What did the toilet say to the sewer? We're all in this mess together.

Why did the toothpaste go to the bar? It heard it was good at cleaning up spills.

Why did the hairbrush get a promotion? It had a lot of good 'bristles' with management.

What did the towel say to the wet floor? Hang in there.

What's another name for a urine sample? Yellow journalism!

Why did the sink call the plumber? It had a sink-ing feeling!

How does the toilet brush stay fit? It does daily plunges!

What did the soap say to the towel? Let's hang out after a shower!

Why did the toilet bowl feel uncared for? It was always flushed with emotions!

How does the sink handle dirty jokes? It washes them down!