Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What did the toilet say to the toothbrush? Let's brush up on our friendship!
What did the toilet say to the tissue? You're always on a roll!
What did the sink say to the shower? Stop hogging all the water!
Why did the germ feel lonely? It couldn't find a bathroom buddy.
What did the toilet say to the bathtub? Don't worry, I'll always have your back.
Why was the toilet paper always in a rush? It had a lot of crap to deal with.
Why did the toilet lid need therapy? It had a lot of issues to deal with.
What did the shower curtain say to the bath mat? Don't rug me the wrong way!
Why did the toilet brush feel left out? It was always stuck in a corner.
What did the toilet say to the plunger? You're the one I can always count on in times of need.
Why did the sink feel stressed out? It had too many dirty dishes to deal with.
What did the toilet seat say to the toilet bowl? You're the one that completes me.
Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to learn some clean jokes.
Why did the toilet brush go to therapy? It had a lot of deep-rooted issues.
Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be a little less dirty.
Why was the toilet paper embarrassed? It got caught in a sticky situation.
Why was the soap unhappy? It felt like it was always being rubbed the wrong way.
Why did the germ feel at home in the bathroom? It loved the dirty atmosphere.
What did the showerhead say to the shampoo? Let's make it a good hair day.
Why did the toilet paper bring a friend to the bathroom? It needed some backup.
Why did the toilet paper roll dance across the bathroom floor? It had a little too much to drink.