Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What did the toilet say to the shower? You're all wet!
Why was the plunger so good at music? It had great suction!
What do you call a bathroom superhero? The Toiletator!
What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Sorry, I'm a little flushed right now!
Why don't toilets ever get invited to parties? Because they always bring down the whole room!
What did the toilet say to the bathtub? Let's always keep each other clean and shiny.
Why did the showerhead feel drained? It had too much pressure on its head.
Why did the soap feel bubbly? It was living a lather-ful life.
What did the plunger say to the toilet? I'm plunging into this mess headfirst with you.
Why did the toilet lid feel lonely? It was always left up in the air.
What did the towel say to the soap? Let's wipe away any doubts in our friendship.
Why did the shower curtain want some space? It needed room to curtainly relax.
Why did the soap feel high and mighty? It had a lot of lather to live up to.
Why did the drain feel overwhelmed? It had a lot of hair to deal with.
What did the toilet say to the bathtub? I'm glad we don't take each other for granted.
Why did the toilet paper feel accomplished? It always left a mark wherever it went.
What did the soap say to the sponge? Let's soak up the good times together!
Why did the toilet bowl feel under pressure? It was always getting flushed with emotions.
What did the sink say to the faucet? Let's keep things flowing smoothly between us.
Why did the bathroom scale feel sensitive? It couldn't handle the truth.
Why did the soap feel bubbly? It had a lot of suds-cess in life.