What did one faucet say to the other faucet in the bathroom? Let's make a splash!

Why did the toothbrush break up with the toothpaste in the bathroom? It needed some space to floss things out!

What did one tooth say to the other tooth in the bathroom? Let's stick together and brush off any negativity!

Why did the plunger get a promotion in the bathroom? It always knew how to handle crap with grace!

What do you call a pencil in the bathroom? #2!

What did the shower say to the toilet in the bathroom? I'm feeling drained today!

Why did the toilet paper bring a friend to the bathroom? It heard it was a party pooper!

What do you call a vampire in the bathroom? A count plungela!

Why did the soap bar break up with the sponge in the bathroom? It couldn't handle the pressure!

Why did the toilet go to the doctor? It had a stuck-up attitude!

What did one sink say to the other sink in the bathroom? Are you basin your decisions on facts or feelings?

Why did the toilet paper feel queasy in the bathroom? It saw a 'crappy' movie!

What did one towel say to the other towel? I've got you covered!

Why did the soap go to school in the bathroom? It wanted to be well-rounded!

Why did the rubber ducky go to the bathroom? To make a splash!

Why was the toilet paper always happy in the bathroom? It had a real roll in life!

What do you call a singing toilet? A commode-ian!

Why do bicycles hate going to the bathroom? Because it's a two-tired process!

What did the toilet bowl say to the toilet seat? You're always on top of things!

Why did the pencil go to the bathroom? It needed to sharpen up!

What did the sink say to the soap? Stop being so dirty!