What do you call a bathroom with no toilet? A de-commode!

What did the toilet say to the shower? Don't rain on my parade!

Why did the toilet paper run out of breath? It was on a roll!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet at the race? Let's keep things moving!

Why was the toilet paper sent to detention? Because it wouldn't stop unravelling!

What do you call a bathroom filled with dogs? A bark-room!

Why did the toilet get embarrassed? It saw the plumber's crack!

Why did the soap start a band? It wanted to clean up on the charts!

What did the toilet say to the roll of paper towels? You're on a roll!

Why did the toilet seat feel lonely? It needed someone to cover its back!

What did one toilet say to the other on a hot day? We gotta stay cool, there's no AC in here!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to share a cup with the mouthwash? It didn't want to get mixed up!

What did the trash can say to the toilet? You always get the royal treatment!

Why was the toilet paper late for work? It got stuck in a sticky situation!

What did the shower head say to the bathtub? Let's run a tight ship in here!

Why do toilets make terrible comedians? Their humor is too dry!

What do you call a bathroom with good Wi-Fi? A digital dump!

Why did the plunger go to the party? To get the clog moving on the dance floor!

How does a toilet brush greet its friends? With a scrub-a-dub-dub!

What do you call a toilet in a spaceship? A space poop!

Why did the toilet paper bring a radio to the bathroom? To have some good tunes while getting wiped out!