Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What do you call a math book in the bathroom? A 'number two' helper!
Why did the toilet paper bring a flashlight to the bathroom? To see its 'work' in a different light!
What did the shy pimple say to the bra? You cover me up so well!
Why did the germ get a job? It wanted to be a little culture!
Why did the math book look suspicious? It couldn't be trusted, it had too many 'problem' areas!
Why don't skeletons fight at the bathroom door? They lack the guts to come out!
What do you call a bird that's afraid to bathe? A chicken!
Why did the towel go to school? To get a 'drying' education!
What did one socket say to the other socket? Turn me on, I'm feeling dim!
How does a ghost wash its hair? With sham-boo!
Why did the hairbrush win an award? It had a lot of style!
What do you call a dinosaur who farts in the bathtub? A blast from the past!
Why did the pig go to the bathroom? To use the ham-mer!
Why was the clock feeling sick? It had too many ticks!
What did the bathroom mirror say to the toothbrush? You have a lot of plaque in your past!
Why did the germ feel at home in the bathroom? It was a little flush!
What did the hand say to the face? High five, you nose it all!
What do you call a farting unicorn? A toot-a-corn!
Why did the toilet paper roll off the table? It wanted to unwind!
Why was the belt arrested at the party? It held up too many pants!
What do you call a bear with no teeth and no pants? Bare-bottomed and gummy!